Archive for June, 2009

Small Girl

Tuesday, June 9th, 2009

There was a small girl with a ball
Who grew up to be very tall
When the ball bounced real high
She reached up in the sky
And caught it before it could fall

Submitted by GMP

Can’t Be True

Monday, June 8th, 2009

There was an old farmer of Slough
Who told me he’s swallowed a cow
I can’t say I know
If he’d really done so
But that’s what he said, anyhow.

Long Hair

Sunday, June 7th, 2009

A puppy whose hair was so flowing
There really was no means of knowing
Which end was his head,
Once stopped me and said,
“Please, sir, am I coming or going?”

Stiff Knees

Saturday, June 6th, 2009

There was an old man who said “If
I could climb to the top of that cliff
I should get a nice breeze.
Oh! I do wish my knees
Were not so confoundedly stiff

Tresspassing

Friday, June 5th, 2009

There was an old man of Lorraine
Who trespassed on Salisbury Plain.
But I hit him a lick
With a fairly thick stick
And I don’t think he’ll trespass again!

Suppertime

Thursday, June 4th, 2009

There was an old man called McNab
Who once ate for supper a crab
Twelve lobsters, eight snipe,
And a large dish of tripe
(He had to go home in a cab)

Keep ‘Em Coming

Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009

Thanks people keep them on-coming
For I have a blog that is running
But first blow your nose
and wipe your sleeve’s prose
and exorcise devilish punning.

Contributed by Alexander Proudfoot

Let Them Eat Cake

Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009

A waitress in black lingerie
Served the black forest gateau for free
She said “Eat my cake
all bread’s a mistake
in my free-lovin’ philosophy”.

Contributed by Alexander Proudfoot

London Life

Monday, June 1st, 2009

Let’s be gone said a man to his wife
In London it’s trouble and strife
So he moved from the city
Which was a pity
He was bored for the rest of his life!