Archive for October, 2009

He had his fill

Saturday, October 31st, 2009

We found Haywood at the dining room table
To move him we were quite unable,
On this you can rely
It was a pound moon pie
That left him so disabled.

Thanks to Spartan Caver for this

The Monkey

Friday, October 30th, 2009

There once was a old hunky monkey,
Who was very cheeky and hunky,
He lived in a zoo,
His toy was a shoe,
And that was the old hunky monkey.

Many Thanks Clara

Drinking & Smoking

Wednesday, October 28th, 2009

Mark was a working class bloke
Who’s thirst at the bar kept him broke
But the cancer foundation
Pushed new legislation
Now he goes out the back for a smoke

Thanks Malcom from Oz for this

Seeds

Friday, October 16th, 2009

There was once a woman from Leeds;
Who swallowed a packet of seeds,
In less then an hour,
Her nose grew a flower,
And her hair was covered in weeds.

Thanks Lydia (Nice change from the rude version)

Horseback Riding

Tuesday, October 13th, 2009

My butt and the saddle kept hitting
So often it seemed only fitting,
To drop the word ‘ride’
Semantics aside,
It seemed more like horseback ‘sitting’

Thanks to Mike Dinicola for this (I know the feeling 🙂 )

Poor Old Spinster

Monday, October 12th, 2009

There was once a poor old spinster
Who was left alone all winter
When spring came again
They found on the glen
The poor girl died of a splinter

Thanks to Peter Austin for this