Funny Limericks For Everyone

There once was a woman from Bedlam
Who thought that she had a good plan
When she went to the doctor
She was in for a shocker
When they told her that she was a man!

Thanks to Justis L for this.

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There once was an old man from Gosham,
Who took out his false teeth to wash em,
His wife said ‘o’ Jack,
if you dont put ’em back,
I’ll tread on the b***ers and squash ’em

Thanks Matt 🙂

I once met a lady from Kent
Who was paying phenomenal rent
She complained to the owner
who tried to disown her
How sad she now lives in a tent.

Thanks to John Hewton for this original one

Oh, the Reverend Henry Ward Beecher
Thought the hen a magnificent creature.
The hen, thus impressed
Laid an egg in her nest.
And thus did the hen reward Beecher.

Thanks Peter for this.

(Clever last line)

I met an old lady in Wales,
who had some mysterious tales.
When she fought the dragon,
she fell into a wagon,
That creepy old lady of Wales

Thanks to Nadav Hai for this one

I once knew a red kangaroo,
Who didn’t know quite what to do.
And then one day,
he just hopped away,
Because he’s afraid to turn blue.

Thanks Molly.  (Love your email address) 🙂

There was an old cow at the show
Who once, from behind gave a blow
All around fainted
the show she had tainted
And now shes stir-fry dont u know?

Maddy from Oz Submitted this one

There once was a man named Abb
Who like to write poetry with jabs
Some were quite funny
Some were quite crummy
But none of it was ever drab

Even more from Spartan!!

Keep ’em coming folks 🙂

There once was a boy and his finger
In his nose would his finger linger
He pulled out a big booger
And said with a snicker
Now that was a real wing dinger

More from the prolific Spartan Caver

In the south we have a battle cry
Give us our Chocolate Moon Pie
With a large R.C. drink
You can tickle us pink
And we are happy on the Fourth of July

Another from Spartan Caver