Archive for January, 2010

The Pointed Chin Lady

Saturday, January 30th, 2010

A woman with a pointed chin,
Was as sharp as a dolphins fin,
Nobody likedĀ  her,
It was made from bears fur,
She said that it came from a tin.

Submitted by Mary (slightly edited)

The Girl From Kalloon

Saturday, January 16th, 2010

There once was a girl from Kalloon
Who wanted to ride a balloon
She went to the sun
And burnt her bum
And now she looks like a baboon

Thanks to LollieLou for this

Kids Are Masters Of Fun

Sunday, January 10th, 2010

As we grow and live life on the run,
We can pause for a fond reflection,
Shaking sodas in cans,
Speaking robot through fans,
When we were kids, we were masters of fun.

Another one from Richard Bobo

Jailing Pants

Friday, January 8th, 2010

There are dudes with low hanging pants,
That inspire disgust and our rants,
Someone please tell them soon,
With their half covered moon,
Skid marks do not lead to romance.

Many thanks to Richard Bobo