Archive for April, 2010

Broken Knee

Thursday, April 29th, 2010

I was taking a walk on the street,
Then I sat on a crooked bench seat,
I fell on my knee
and broke it (poor me!)
So now I can’t stand on my feet

Thank you Rubykad for this

Patches

Tuesday, April 27th, 2010

There once was a girl in Natches,
Whose outfit was made out of patches.
When comments arose
on the state of her clothes,
She replied “When I itches, I scratches!”

Thanks to Joshua Williams for this one.

Food

Monday, April 5th, 2010

There once was an epicure from Crewe
Who found a rather large mouse in his stew
Cried the Waiter “Don’t shout!
Or wave it about!
Or the rest will be wanting one too!”

A variation on a limerick that’s already on the blog.

Submittted by Anna Burrows (Aged 7)