Archive for August, 2010

Millicent’s Silly Scent

Thursday, August 5th, 2010

A bottle of perfume that Willy sent
Was highly displeasing to Millicent
Her displeasure she nursed
as she ranted and cursed
That silly scent Willy sent Millicent

Beau’s Clothes

Wednesday, August 4th, 2010

Two eager and dashing young beau’s
Were held up and robbed of their clothes
In summer it’s warm –
They’ll come to no harm
But what will they do if it snows?

Time Travel

Tuesday, August 3rd, 2010

There was a time traveler called Liszt
Though his friends said he ought to desist
But he said I’d rather
And killed his grandfather
Then found that he didn’t exist

Small Medium

Monday, August 2nd, 2010

A young psychic midget named Marge
Went to jail on a most heinous charge
But despite lock and key
The next day she broke free
And the headlines said “Small Medium at Large”

Robotic Pants

Sunday, August 1st, 2010

A group of young students from France
Invented some robotic pants.
When given the chance,
they’d go out and dance.
The students, of course, not the pants.