Archive for March, 2011

Cats & Dogs

Tuesday, March 8th, 2011

In my home are four cats and two dogs
Who post information to blogs,
When it’s quiet at night,
O’er the keyboard they fight,
With their humans in bed, “sawing logs”.

The dogs do the typing I’m sure,
While the cats all contentedly purr,
When we holler “Quit licking!”,
It’s the keys we hear clicking,
Not the animals grooming their fur!

Thanks to Enelle for this one

Check out her blog at http://acatstail-thepurrfectblog.blogspot.com

Furious Wife

Friday, March 4th, 2011

In fury my wife said, “I’ll nail yer,
for being in life such a failure.”
Then she savaged my ear
with her teeth till I fear
it now looks like a map of Australia.

Submitted by Paul Freeman

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