Archive for December, 2012

Belated Santa Limerick

Monday, December 31st, 2012

When the calandar nears Christmas Day,
the elves expect one year of pay.
Then to much consternation,
as they plan their vacation,
they find Santa’s made off in his sleigh.

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Santa Limerick (2)

Friday, December 28th, 2012

When a kid left him poison-laced sherry,
Santa wasn’t particularly merry.
But beside, a demure,
letter stated, ‘A cure
will cost just a bike and Blackberry.’

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Santa’s Stomach Limerick

Wednesday, December 19th, 2012

Said Santa, “I’ll slim down my belly
by eating less chocolate and jelly.”
So he cut down on grub
and joined a sports club
instead of just watching the telly.

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Nut Case

Tuesday, December 11th, 2012

There once was a squirrel in our tree,
that took no notice of me.
I thought it quite odd
to ressemble a cod,
and “fly” from its nest out to sea!

( **NB** time to soak in some sillies =)

Thanks to F H Lee for this piece of nonsense 🙂

Duchess Limerick

Wednesday, December 5th, 2012

As Kate had another good chunder,
the hospital staff made a blunder
by giving out news
of the Duchess’s spews
to a counterfeit Queen from Down Under.

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