Funny Limericks For Everyone

It’s your birthday! (Cue trumpet and drum)
So I’ve bought you a fresh, juicy plum.
That’s because I have found,
being both firm and round,
it reminds me a lot of your bum.

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There once was a young man from Ealing
Who liked to hang from the ceiling
He could not wear a hat
But he hangs like a bat
And it certainly was a good feeling

Submitted by Jordan