It’s your birthday! (Cue trumpet and drum)
So I’ve bought you a fresh, juicy plum.
That’s because I have found,
being both firm and round,
it reminds me a lot of your bum.
Archive for June, 2013
For my Wife on her Birthday !
Monday, June 24th, 2013The Man From Ealing
Wednesday, June 19th, 2013There once was a young man from Ealing
Who liked to hang from the ceiling
He could not wear a hat
But he hangs like a bat
And it certainly was a good feeling
Submitted by Jordan