St. Valentine’s Day can be bliss,
as long a man’s not remiss.
For buying a present
ensures the night’s pleasant,
with more than a cuddle and kiss.
Archive for February, 2014
St. Valentine’s Day Limerick
Saturday, February 15th, 2014Save A Life – Donate Blood Today
Thursday, February 13th, 2014Donating blood is quite easy
They give you a ball that is squeezy
It always seems fun
(At least when you’re done)
Only once did it make me feel queasy!
Secret Uses Of Lemon Jellow
Wednesday, February 12th, 2014Pete was a very odd fellow
He loved to make lemon jello
But he did not savor
The stuff for its flavor –
He used it to paint his house yellow.
When Changing A Diaper
Tuesday, February 11th, 2014When changing a two-year-old’s diaper
You must be a diligent wiper
If you don’t get it clean
You’ll see what I mean
The smell will get riper and riper.
Sochi Winter Olympics Limerick 1
Monday, February 10th, 2014Said Jenny, “Third place! What a thrill!
To snowboard in Sochi was brill.
And at age thirty-three,
You’ll have to agree,
I’ve proved I’m not over the hill.”
http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/news/olympic-games-brits-sochi-jones-medal-39-boost-175611798–spt.html
There was a versemonger G. Black
Sunday, February 9th, 2014There was a versemonger G. Black
Who was totally taken aback
Upon learning that rhymes
Can be female sometimes,
Which fact prompted his smuttiest crack.
Submitted by Vikshev
Harry Potter Limerick
Sunday, February 2nd, 2014Said JK: “You might well have read
that Ron and Miss Granger got wed.
In the re-write I’ll marry
off Granger and Harry,
and maybe I won’t kill off Fred.
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/hermione-married-harry-potter-rowling-admits-010027462.html#W8tEFKh