Archive for March, 2014

Medieval Plucked Eyebrows Limerick!

Sunday, March 23rd, 2014

A uni-browed maiden once sucked
in her breath as her eyebrows got plucked.
“But without this,” she said,
“a damsel can’t wed,
for her chances of marriage are … not very good.”

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Jack Warner Limerick

Tuesday, March 18th, 2014

Jack Warner said, “Though it sounds lame,
it’s not really me you should blame.
For who can say ‘No!’
to a mountain of dough?
It’s just part of ‘The Beautiful Game’.”

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http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/news/world-cup-paper-round-fifa-official-warner-paid-023654475–sow.html

Toni Duggan Limerick

Thursday, March 13th, 2014

Said Toni: “I play in attack,
and the fight against racists I back.
So folks, why complain,
if to aid the campaign,
I learn how it feels to be black?”

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http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs/early-doors/kick-ambassador-sorry-blacking-fancy-dress-party-132906248.html?bcmt_s=m#ugccmt-container

Mr Putin Limerick 1

Thursday, March 13th, 2014

Said Vladimir, “Folk in Ukraine
are proving a bit of a pain.
So to reinstate order,
I’m crossing the border
and may carry on through to Spain.”

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