Archive for October, 2014

Michael Phelps Limerick (2)

Wednesday, October 1st, 2014

Said Michael, “I barely could stand;
Thus I drove, so I ought to be banned.
In addition to which
I threw up in a ditch
And practised front crawl on dry land.

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The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge Limerick

Wednesday, October 1st, 2014

In Cambridge, Prince William, the Duke,
Said, “My wife has been labelled a kook.
For when she’s with child,
Her stomach gets riled,
And everything’s covered in puke.”

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