Archive for November, 2015

Which Turkey To Take

Thursday, November 19th, 2015

The man had a tough choice to make
Which of the birds should he take?
Both turkeys looked good
But he thought that he should
Take the jenny instead of the jake.

(A jenny is a young female turkey.
A jake is a young male turkey.)

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Making Believe

Monday, November 16th, 2015

There once was a gal named Jen-
Who was always playing pretend.
If you asked her for facts-
she’d say—“Just relax!”
“And play make believe with your friends.”

Thanks to Daniel Klawitter for this

He Loves Yellow

Saturday, November 7th, 2015

There was an funny old fellow
Who loved the color bright yellow
But his coat was beige
That caused him to rage
He sat and started to mellow

Submitted by Mario Petralia