Archive for February, 2018

Tide Pod Limerick

Monday, February 19th, 2018

On a Tide Pod I happened to bite
for the object’s a colourful sight;
but the pain had me stumped
till my stomach got pumped
while my s@#t came out whiter than white.

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Dutch Flatulence Limerick

Monday, February 19th, 2018

Alas, while he took a Dutch flight,
his flatulence started a fight;
but this made his day,
for he then got to stay
in Vienna, for free, for a night.

(based on story below)

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/pilot-forced-make-emergency-landing-passengers-smelly-farts-causes-fight-121720130.html

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Spice Girls Re-Forming Limerick

Friday, February 9th, 2018

When young and exceedingly brash,
the Spice Girls had smash after smash;
and though talent they lack
you won’t find them slack
in pocketing ageing fans’ cash.

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