Archive for June, 2018

Father’s Day Limerick

Monday, June 18th, 2018

It’s long been an annual fad
for every lassie and lad
to send out a card,
so from this humble bard
I say, “Thank you for being my dad.”

World Cup Limerick – 2

Sunday, June 17th, 2018

The World Cup’s grand op’ning was heard
‘cross the world, though a strange thing occurred.
while performing with flair,
with his show live on air,
Robbie Williams flipped us the bird.

Airport Bar Limerick

Friday, June 15th, 2018

The barmen don’t earn a high wage,
so a go slow they constantly stage.
If they don’t serve me soon,
I swear I might swoon,
or else I could die of old age.

World Cup Limerick – 1

Friday, June 15th, 2018

The wait for the World Cup is done,
with a month full of footballing fun.
But if you’re Brazilian,
it’s one to a zillion
you hope you’re not thrashed seven-one.

D-7 Limerick

Wednesday, June 13th, 2018

The G-7’s rather passé,
and this losery groups had its day.
So I’m ditching those haters
and asking dictators
to join my D-7 today.

Dotard and Rocket Man Summit

Wednesday, June 13th, 2018

One oddly coiffed, one oddly shorn,
on which one looks worse, I am torn;
and if Kim should dare
to mock Donald’s hair,
it could end up scissors at dawn.

G-7 Limerick

Wednesday, June 13th, 2018

The G-7’s needing a fix,
for Trump has been up to his tricks;
and with tariffs galore
world trade is at war,
so next year it might be G-6.