Archive for December, 2018

O2 Outage Limerick

Sunday, December 9th, 2018

I shouldn’t have chosen O2,
the service provided is poo,
for I wish to refrain
from engaging my brain,
which an outage of wifi can do.

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Trump Photo-Op Limerick

Monday, December 3rd, 2018

“Sharing stages with dumb heads of state
for photos,” says Donald, “can wait.
So rather than linger,
I’ll give them the finger,
since sharing is something I hate.”

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/trump-marches-off-g20-stage-084300474.html

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Christmas Dinner Limerick

Saturday, December 1st, 2018

Christmas dinner will be rather tame;
I’ve turned vegan, so I am to blame.
No more flesh of turkey,
Nor of Pinky and Perky;
Instead, tofu cutlets – how lame!

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