Was it things that go bump in the night,
or an earthquake’s formidable might?
I have to confess
that it’s anyone’s guess
coz Boris’s lips are shut tight.
Archive for June, 2019
The Camberwell Mystery Limerick
Friday, June 28th, 2019Trump State Visit – 3
Tuesday, June 4th, 2019It seems Boris Johnson’s a man
who Trump deems a genuine fan;
so he gave him the nod
coz they’re peas in a pod
and a Mini-Me’s part of Trump’s plan.
Trump State Visit – 2
Tuesday, June 4th, 2019The Palace staff thought it a joke
when the White House liaisoning folk
said: “In order to feed
Donald Trump, all you need
is hamburgers, fries and a Coke.”
Trump State Visit – 1
Tuesday, June 4th, 2019Said Donald, “Till now I’ve been seen
to be uncouth and greedy and mean.
But today I’ve arrived,
coz I’ve gone and contrived
to sit down and have tea with the Queen.”