Archive for July, 2019

Cricket Final Limerick

Thursday, July 18th, 2019

The English were caught in a fix
as their batsmen fast ran out of tricks,
then when Stokes ran for two
an outfielder threw
and deflected a fortunate six.

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Women’s World Cup Limerick

Friday, July 12th, 2019

Alas, when it came to the crunch,
the USA ate us for lunch.
But this talented team,
though they played like a dream,
are a highly unlikable bunch.

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Diplomatic Cables Limerick

Friday, July 12th, 2019

The White House was angered a lot
by messages leaked by some clot.
And as was expected,
once Trump had reflected
he threw all his toys from his cot.

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Royal Nanny Limerick

Tuesday, July 2nd, 2019

Misfortune’s when one nanny quits,
and it’s tough if a second one gits.
But now we have heard
of the loss of a third,
which means Meghan and Hal are the pits.

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Dictator Bromance Limerick

Tuesday, July 2nd, 2019

Said Donald: “True love’s when I see
darling Vladimir seated by me.
Yet nothing can beat
a photo-op meet
with dear Kim in Korea’s DMZ.”

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