Archive for November, 2019

Grand Tour Limerick

Thursday, November 28th, 2019

Said Jeremy Clarkson: “In light
of my ratings not being alright,
I’ll act like a churl
and blame a young girl
for the fact that The Grand Tour is shite.

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Prince Andrew Limerick

Sunday, November 24th, 2019

Prince Andrew is in the s@$t deep,
for the whole world believes him a creep.
And even the Queen,
after what she has seen,
has labelled her son a black sheep.

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Arise, Sir Nige

Wednesday, November 13th, 2019

Said Nigel: “Let’s dust off the swords
and tell all our Brexiteer hordes
to go out and vote
lest I’m given a note
to say I’ve a place in the Lords.”

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