Though Boris stood toasting his peers
with vino and all types of beers,
the Old Bill opined
he needn’t be fined,
to which Boris gladly yelled: “Cheers!”
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This Wagatha Christie stuff’s silly,
these ladies aren’t all pink and frilly.
Instead they can’t stop
from having a pop
at the size of a male friend’s willy.
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Rees-Mogg has been making his case
that working from home has no place.
He thinks staff are shirking,
when really they’re working
at avoiding his arrogant face.
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The Parliament air has turned blue
with porn on a phone screen, on view.
The MP’s excuse
was to say: “What the deuce!
In Whitehall there’s nought else to do.”
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I thought there could be nothing grander
than to visit UK for a gander.
But Border Force say
I’ve got no right to stay,
so instead I’ll be seeing Rwanda.
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Whilst West Ham played Lyon, from France,
the game earned a long second glance,
for on the pitch ran
a lone Hammer’s fan
to ruin his own team’s last chance.
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Prince Charles is the next one to carry
the crown unless Lizzy should tarry.
Then’s William’s turn,
lest the crown he should spurn,
in which case, Gawd ‘elp us, it’s Harry!
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Chris Rock isn’t timid or meek,
but from now on before he should speak,
he’ll opt to use words
that are not verbal turds
for fear of a slap on the cheek.
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He wasn’t an egghead at school,
and teachers proclaimed him a fool;
this workshy young slob
couldn’t hold down a job,
yet the Kingdom of Physics he’d rule.
In 1905 it grew clear,
in what’s known as his ‘Miracle Year’
that light’s constant motion
was a relative notion,
which crystallised Einstein’s career.
His praises till this day are sung,
E=mc squared’s among
the world’s greatest sums,
yet the image still comes
of fly hair and a sticking out tongue.
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Some folk claim that Putin is stable,
but that’s just an old Russian fable.
For people he meets
at the Kremlin he seats
down the end of a forty foot table.
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John Bercow’s behaviour may border
on bullying, or something much broader.
In the press he’s been panned,
and from Parliament banned
for being so well out of ORDER!
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An old dude brought dinosaurs back,
but some learned to hunt in a pack.
The lizards got nailed,
the heroes prevailed
and most of the sequels were cack.
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The Invisible Man is a bloke
misanthropic who hates normal folk.
He’s not one who dithers
at rock, paper, scissors
and these days plays punch, kick and choke.
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And so, Minnie Mouse will impress
in a pantsuit and flat heels, no less.
But what of the vision,
of Mickey’s transition
in heels and a polka-dot dress?
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Prince Andrew’s collection of Teddies
is valued at hundreds of reddies.
If one’s out of place,
he grows crimson of face,
sucks his thumb and will not go to beddies.
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