Archive for August, 2008

The Cyclist

Saturday, August 2nd, 2008

A young cycle rider called Trumper
Who was wearing a bright yellow jumper
He was chased by a cop
Who said “Why don’t you stop”
‘Cos my braces are caught on your bumper

Copyright 2008 © Alan Simonds

Bob Miller

Friday, August 1st, 2008

Here lies the remains of Bob Miller
Who was a community pillar
He married a saint
But it turned she ain’t
She’s really a serial killer

Copyright 2008 © Alan Simonds