Archive for December, 2008

Freckled Clara

Monday, December 8th, 2008

A freckled young damsel named Clara
Who wished to grow fairer and fairer;
So she tried cream of tartar,
With the faith of a marytr,
And her freckles grew rarer and rarer.

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Bad Pet Bad Pet

Sunday, December 7th, 2008

Contributed by Lee Durben

A brash little girl named Anita,
Asked her parents to buy her a cheetah.
“For a pet choose another”,
Said her father and mother,
” Anita, a cheetah might eat ya.”

Thanks Lee, keep em coming 🙂

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The Economy

Saturday, December 6th, 2008

From Lee Durben

Iraq’s economy’s  robust,
While ours has bitten the dust.
Sometimes I wonder,
What goes on over yonder?
And who in the hell can we trust?

(slightly edited)

Beware Of The Dog

Friday, December 5th, 2008

Contributed by Lee Durben

My dog comes from Natches
He growls, bites and scratches.
If you try to break in,
He’ll go for your chin,
And your face will surely need patches.

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Old Lady From Spain

Thursday, December 4th, 2008

There was an old lady from Spain
Who the rigor of mortis did feign;
She came to with a shout,
Saying: “Please let me out;
This coffin will drive me insane.”

The Canner

Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008

A Classic One from Lee Durben

A canner exceedingly canny,
One morning exclaimed to his Granny
“A canner can can
anything that he can,
But a canner can’t can a can, can he?”

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A Rich Girl From Cacun

Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008

Thanks to Lee Durben for this one

I knew a rich girl from Cancun,
Her Father’s a lumber tycoon.
He paid for her trip
on a Russian space ship,
and she married the man in the moon.

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The Rooster

Monday, December 1st, 2008

There was an old fellow called Brewster,
Who owned quite a famous game rooster,
But when it grew old
It had to be sold,
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