Funny Limericks For Everyone

There was a man who had the power
to climb the eifel tower
but couldn’t resist
his baby’s interest
of smelling devious flowers

Thanks to Sisifa for this slightly weird limerick

There was once a young man from Staines
Who had a great interest in trains
One day on the line
The train came on time
And the poor man he scattered his brains

Many thanks Peter for this

There was a plump llama named Roz,
Went down to the farm from LaPaz.
Came time to deliver,
She said, with a quiver,
“Come on, guys, let’s start the Lamaze!”

Thanks to JD Glick for this one