Archive for 2010

The Big Star

Thursday, December 9th, 2010

Young  Anton thought he would go far
He wanted to become a big star
But when crossing the street
He tripped over his feet
And was hit by an oncoming car

(Slightly edited to make it scan)

Thanks to Nicholas for this

Fishing

Tuesday, November 2nd, 2010

A young fellow from Aberdeen
Each day watching the fleet could be seen
Once when they caught a shark
He was heard to remark
Goodness me what a massive sardine

And another one from Martin

The Model

Monday, November 1st, 2010

The model was striking a pose
In long gown and high stilettos
But when she stepped back
Her heel caught in a crack
And she fell over right on her nose

Another one from Martin

Hungry Tiger

Sunday, October 31st, 2010

A tiger by taste anthropophagous
Felt a yearning within his oesophagus
He spied a fat Brahmin
And though ‘what’s the harm in’
A peripatetic sarcophagus

Thanks to Martin for this (It was his father’s favourite)

Skateboarding

Friday, October 1st, 2010

In the path of a skateboard….a rock
Lay during a race ‘gainst the clock.
The “surfer” was happy.
He grinned at his pappy.
His “bod” slid a full half-a-block.

Thanks to Hoot Gibson for this

Millicent’s Silly Scent

Thursday, August 5th, 2010

A bottle of perfume that Willy sent
Was highly displeasing to Millicent
Her displeasure she nursed
as she ranted and cursed
That silly scent Willy sent Millicent

Beau’s Clothes

Wednesday, August 4th, 2010

Two eager and dashing young beau’s
Were held up and robbed of their clothes
In summer it’s warm –
They’ll come to no harm
But what will they do if it snows?

Time Travel

Tuesday, August 3rd, 2010

There was a time traveler called Liszt
Though his friends said he ought to desist
But he said I’d rather
And killed his grandfather
Then found that he didn’t exist

Small Medium

Monday, August 2nd, 2010

A young psychic midget named Marge
Went to jail on a most heinous charge
But despite lock and key
The next day she broke free
And the headlines said “Small Medium at Large”

Robotic Pants

Sunday, August 1st, 2010

A group of young students from France
Invented some robotic pants.
When given the chance,
they’d go out and dance.
The students, of course, not the pants.

Trolls on Forums

Tuesday, July 20th, 2010

There once was a troll on a forum.
Who whined that the posts always bored em
so all the others said
get it into your head
that nobody asked you to score em

This one is from Matthew Shannon

Arrow in King Harold’s Eye

Monday, July 19th, 2010

Said King Harold at Hastings on day
I’ve thought of a game we can play,
I’ll call it ‘I spy
With my little eye’
And it’s something beginning with ‘A’.

Thanks to Peter Sharpington for this 🙂

Marooned

Wednesday, June 30th, 2010

Two ships, hauling paint red and blue,
Crashed at sea, in a fog thick as stew,
This terrible crash
Caused a monstrous splash,
Which quickly MAROONED the whole crew.

Thanks Hank for this one.

A Young Girl Named Bree

Sunday, May 23rd, 2010

There Once was a young girl named Bree,
who lived at the top of a Tree,
but when she fell down,
she went right into town,
And ended up in the bright blue sea!!

Submitted by Amaneek

A Girl From Juneau

Saturday, May 15th, 2010

There once was a girl from Juneau
though I’m quite sure that you-know
oh she was so kind
but ne’er did she find
why wolves do bark at the moon-o.

Thanks Holly

Bear Trapped Hair

Friday, May 14th, 2010

There once was a woman whose hairs
Got caught in a trap meant for bears
When she saw someone scoff
She said, “Cut it all off!”
And for her hairs she has no more cares

Thanks JoJo for this one 🙂

Broken Knee

Thursday, April 29th, 2010

I was taking a walk on the street,
Then I sat on a crooked bench seat,
I fell on my knee
and broke it (poor me!)
So now I can’t stand on my feet

Thank you Rubykad for this

Patches

Tuesday, April 27th, 2010

There once was a girl in Natches,
Whose outfit was made out of patches.
When comments arose
on the state of her clothes,
She replied “When I itches, I scratches!”

Thanks to Joshua Williams for this one.

Food

Monday, April 5th, 2010

There once was an epicure from Crewe
Who found a rather large mouse in his stew
Cried the Waiter “Don’t shout!
Or wave it about!
Or the rest will be wanting one too!”

A variation on a limerick that’s already on the blog.

Submittted by Anna Burrows (Aged 7)

A Boy Named Roy

Tuesday, March 23rd, 2010

There once was a young boy named Roy
Who saw a toy and thought, oh what a joy!
He then found a ring
and took it to a fling
but the boy will now destroy his toy! (:

Submitted By Katelyn

A Tragic Pooh Tale

Saturday, March 20th, 2010

Pooh Bear who was great friends with Tigger
And Rabbits ears grew a lot bigger
Roo jumped all around,
His mom yelled “Slow Down!”
So then he proceeded to kick her.

Submitted by Bob Entrackling

This Limerick Called Life

Friday, March 19th, 2010

I know this may sound absurd
But I have this obsession with words.
I’ve taken up blogging;
It’s more fun than jogging.
So through limericks I like to be heard.

In a small Pennsylvania town,
I grew up just hangin’ around.
After high school graduation,
The world was my fascination.
Amman, Jordan is now where I’m found.

My interests are my kids and cooking
Along with reading and lots of facebooking
I hope that my themes
will reign supreme
and keep you coming back and looking.

Submitted By AlmondJoycie

Check out her blog and use the limerick tag to see what she’s got.

www.joycefied.wordpress.com

The Leprecahn

Thursday, March 18th, 2010

There once was a leprecahn named jimp
Who noticed that he had a limp
He’d got a peg leg
Ended up with the plague
and unfortunately died eating shrimp

Submitted By Robert

The Boy From Cancun

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010

There once was a boy from Cancun
Who swallowed a helium balloon
He exclaimed in dismay
As he floated away
I’ll see you, on the dark side of the moon

Submitted by Craig (I guess he’s a Floyd fan)

Tyana And The Banana

Friday, March 12th, 2010

There once was a girl named Tyana
she liked to eat ripe banana
it was so hard to peel
she thought it was steel
and that is the tale of Tyana

Another one from Jack Carpenter