A woman with a pointed chin,
Was as sharp as a dolphins fin,
Nobody likedĀ her,
It was made from bears fur,
She said that it came from a tin.
Submitted by Mary (slightly edited)
A woman with a pointed chin,
Was as sharp as a dolphins fin,
Nobody likedĀ her,
It was made from bears fur,
She said that it came from a tin.
Submitted by Mary (slightly edited)
There once was a girl from Kalloon
Who wanted to ride a balloon
She went to the sun
And burnt her bum
And now she looks like a baboon
Thanks to LollieLou for this
As we grow and live life on the run,
We can pause for a fond reflection,
Shaking sodas in cans,
Speaking robot through fans,
When we were kids, we were masters of fun.
Another one from Richard Bobo
There are dudes with low hanging pants,
That inspire disgust and our rants,
Someone please tell them soon,
With their half covered moon,
Skid marks do not lead to romance.
Many thanks to Richard Bobo