Funny Limericks For Everyone

There once was a girl called Anna
Whose favourite was Hannah Montana
She sat on the floor
Quite close to the door
And waved her hands in the air like a banner

By Anna Burrows aged 7

There once was a little green pear
Who was mean and just wouldn’t share
Along came a plum
Who said “give me some!’
And he said “No I wont! That’s not fair!”

By Anna Burrows, aged 7

I love this one 🙂

There once was a fat red radish
Who acted, well, kind of madish
He blew up his house
Just to kill a mouse
He was sorry he acted so badish

Submitted by Taylore Baker (Slightly edited)

One day I was walking from town
When my pants suddenly fell down
I thought me, “Oh why”?
Cause I’m very shy
So I pulled up my pants with a frown.

Submitted by Vrushank (Slightly edited)

An old man from Timbuktu,
Made an igloo and painted it blue,
Adorned it with ribbon and lace,
He just loved this space,
The strange old man from Timbuktu.

Submitted by Sridevi (Slightly edited)