Funny Limericks For Everyone

There once was a young boy named Roy
Who saw a toy and thought, oh what a joy!
He then found a ring
and took it to a fling
but the boy will now destroy his toy! (:

Submitted By Katelyn

Pooh Bear who was great friends with Tigger
And Rabbits ears grew a lot bigger
Roo jumped all around,
His mom yelled “Slow Down!”
So then he proceeded to kick her.

Submitted by Bob Entrackling

I know this may sound absurd
But I have this obsession with words.
I’ve taken up blogging;
It’s more fun than jogging.
So through limericks I like to be heard.

In a small Pennsylvania town,
I grew up just hangin’ around.
After high school graduation,
The world was my fascination.
Amman, Jordan is now where I’m found.

My interests are my kids and cooking
Along with reading and lots of facebooking
I hope that my themes
will reign supreme
and keep you coming back and looking.

Submitted By AlmondJoycie

Check out her blog and use the limerick tag to see what she’s got.

www.joycefied.wordpress.com

There once was a leprecahn named jimp
Who noticed that he had a limp
He’d got a peg leg
Ended up with the plague
and unfortunately died eating shrimp

Submitted By Robert

There once was a boy from Cancun
Who swallowed a helium balloon
He exclaimed in dismay
As he floated away
I’ll see you, on the dark side of the moon

Submitted by Craig (I guess he’s a Floyd fan)

There once was a girl named Tyana
she liked to eat ripe banana
it was so hard to peel
she thought it was steel
and that is the tale of Tyana

Another one from Jack Carpenter

There was once a girl named Ana
Who wore a green bandana
she went to Tijuana
with her pet iguana
but then she moved to Atlanta (to see Santa)

Thanks to Jack Carpenter for this