I was taking a walk on the street,
Then I sat on a crooked bench seat,
I fell on my knee
and broke it (poor me!)
So now I can’t stand on my feet
Thank you Rubykad for this
I was taking a walk on the street,
Then I sat on a crooked bench seat,
I fell on my knee
and broke it (poor me!)
So now I can’t stand on my feet
Thank you Rubykad for this
There once was a girl in Natches,
Whose outfit was made out of patches.
When comments arose
on the state of her clothes,
She replied “When I itches, I scratches!”
Thanks to Joshua Williams for this one.
There once was an epicure from Crewe
Who found a rather large mouse in his stew
Cried the Waiter “Don’t shout!
Or wave it about!
Or the rest will be wanting one too!”
A variation on a limerick that’s already on the blog.
Submittted by Anna Burrows (Aged 7)