A bottle of perfume that Willy sent
Was highly displeasing to Millicent
Her displeasure she nursed
as she ranted and cursed
That silly scent Willy sent Millicent
Archive for August, 2010
Millicent’s Silly Scent
Thursday, August 5th, 2010Beau’s Clothes
Wednesday, August 4th, 2010Two eager and dashing young beau’s
Were held up and robbed of their clothes
In summer it’s warm –
They’ll come to no harm
But what will they do if it snows?
Time Travel
Tuesday, August 3rd, 2010There was a time traveler called Liszt
Though his friends said he ought to desist
But he said I’d rather
And killed his grandfather
Then found that he didn’t exist
Small Medium
Monday, August 2nd, 2010A young psychic midget named Marge
Went to jail on a most heinous charge
But despite lock and key
The next day she broke free
And the headlines said “Small Medium at Large”
Robotic Pants
Sunday, August 1st, 2010A group of young students from France
Invented some robotic pants.
When given the chance,
they’d go out and dance.
The students, of course, not the pants.