A young fellow from Aberdeen
Each day watching the fleet could be seen
Once when they caught a shark
He was heard to remark
Goodness me what a massive sardine
And another one from Martin
A young fellow from Aberdeen
Each day watching the fleet could be seen
Once when they caught a shark
He was heard to remark
Goodness me what a massive sardine
And another one from Martin
The model was striking a pose
In long gown and high stilettos
But when she stepped back
Her heel caught in a crack
And she fell over right on her nose
Another one from Martin