Archive for 2010

Ana’s Bandana

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

There was once a girl named Ana
Who wore a green bandana
she went to Tijuana
with her pet iguana
but then she moved to Atlanta (to see Santa)

Thanks to Jack Carpenter for this

Anna’s Favourite TV Program

Monday, February 15th, 2010

There once was a girl called Anna
Whose favourite was Hannah Montana
She sat on the floor
Quite close to the door
And waved her hands in the air like a banner

By Anna Burrows aged 7

The Little Green Pear

Thursday, February 11th, 2010

There once was a little green pear
Who was mean and just wouldn’t share
Along came a plum
Who said “give me some!’
And he said “No I wont! That’s not fair!”

By Anna Burrows, aged 7

I love this one 🙂

The Fat Red Radish

Tuesday, February 9th, 2010

There once was a fat red radish
Who acted, well, kind of madish
He blew up his house
Just to kill a mouse
He was sorry he acted so badish

Submitted by Taylore Baker (Slightly edited)

When My Pants Fell Down

Monday, February 8th, 2010

One day I was walking from town
When my pants suddenly fell down
I thought me, “Oh why”?
Cause I’m very shy
So I pulled up my pants with a frown.

Submitted by Vrushank (Slightly edited)

The Old Man From Timbuktu

Sunday, February 7th, 2010

An old man from Timbuktu,
Made an igloo and painted it blue,
Adorned it with ribbon and lace,
He just loved this space,
The strange old man from Timbuktu.

Submitted by Sridevi (Slightly edited)

The Pointed Chin Lady

Saturday, January 30th, 2010

A woman with a pointed chin,
Was as sharp as a dolphins fin,
Nobody liked  her,
It was made from bears fur,
She said that it came from a tin.

Submitted by Mary (slightly edited)

The Girl From Kalloon

Saturday, January 16th, 2010

There once was a girl from Kalloon
Who wanted to ride a balloon
She went to the sun
And burnt her bum
And now she looks like a baboon

Thanks to LollieLou for this

Kids Are Masters Of Fun

Sunday, January 10th, 2010

As we grow and live life on the run,
We can pause for a fond reflection,
Shaking sodas in cans,
Speaking robot through fans,
When we were kids, we were masters of fun.

Another one from Richard Bobo

Jailing Pants

Friday, January 8th, 2010

There are dudes with low hanging pants,
That inspire disgust and our rants,
Someone please tell them soon,
With their half covered moon,
Skid marks do not lead to romance.

Many thanks to Richard Bobo