Funny Limericks For Everyone

There once was someone so smart,
That he knew his own name by heart.
He spoke his language,
And munched on his sandwich,
But never munched his credit card.

Submitted By Feynmanadmirer

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My girlfriend is short like a gnome,
With a head that’s as smooth as a dome.
And with strange almond eyes
It’s perhaps no surprise
That she constantly wants to phone home.

Submitted by Paul Freeman 🙂

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Young Mrs Buckler Thaught She Would Go Far.
She Wanted To Be A Big Star
but When Crossing The Street
She Tripped Over Her Feet
And Was Hit By An Oncoming Car

Made By Olivia Dickens Yr6

( Variation on the one submitted by Nicholas in December )