Funny Limericks For Everyone

Julius’ head was quite tarnished –
the splinters were sticking out far-ish.
The Youth league adherents
fixed his appearance,
by using sandpaper and varnish.

Thanks to Morné Fouché for this

There once was an old woman who
Got re-housed in a ramshackle shoe.
She was burdened by tons
Of daughters and sons.
Fam’ly planning? She hadn’t a clue!

From the prolific Paul

www.paulfreeman.weebly.com

There was a young lady whose chin,
Resembled the point of a pin,
So she had it made sharp,
And purchased a harp,
And played several tunes with her chin.

Thanks to Lavisha for this one

I once heard a tale of a bird
Who one day flew into a turd
While a cow chewing cud
Tripped and fell in the mud
It’s the dirtiest limerick I’ve heard.

Another from David

http://davesbigfatlimericksite.weebly.com/

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