Julius’ head was quite tarnished –
the splinters were sticking out far-ish.
The Youth league adherents
fixed his appearance,
by using sandpaper and varnish.
Thanks to Morné Fouché for this
Julius’ head was quite tarnished –
the splinters were sticking out far-ish.
The Youth league adherents
fixed his appearance,
by using sandpaper and varnish.
Thanks to Morné Fouché for this
There once was an old woman who
Got re-housed in a ramshackle shoe.
She was burdened by tons
Of daughters and sons.
Fam’ly planning? She hadn’t a clue!
From the prolific Paul
There was a young lady whose chin,
Resembled the point of a pin,
So she had it made sharp,
And purchased a harp,
And played several tunes with her chin.
Thanks to Lavisha for this one
I once heard a tale of a bird
Who one day flew into a turd
While a cow chewing cud
Tripped and fell in the mud
It’s the dirtiest limerick I’ve heard.
Another from David
http://davesbigfatlimericksite.weebly.com/
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A daring young fellow called Midge
Took a bungee jump off of a bridge.
But his numbers were wrong
And the cord was too long,
So he’s now in the county morgue fridge.
Another from Paul
There was a young boy from eugowra
Who from his backside grew a flower
The doctor just said
You must stay in bed
Before the situation gets sour
From Fredy Jones (Slightly edited)