A young Swedish spaceman named Laars
got ravenous travelling to Mars.
During two hungry spells
he ate ten solar cells –
now the sun’s shining out of his …. arms.
Archive for April, 2012
The Hungry Spaceman
Sunday, April 29th, 2012Gay Limerick
Saturday, April 14th, 2012
An Anglican vicar named Ray,
Told his shocked congregation, “I’m gay.”
The churchfolk got snappy,
Then heard ‘gay’ means ‘happy’ –
And suddenly ‘gay’ was okay.
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A Titanic Limerick
Wednesday, April 11th, 2012Titanic’s proud captain decried
lack of speed as he headed Stateside.
Then the lookout, with zest,
shouted from the crow’s nest,
“There’s an iceberg ahead – pimp my ride!”
Easter Limerick
Wednesday, April 11th, 2012Chocolate eggs cost a shedload of money,
So I don’t find the end of Lent funny;
When I’m gaining the pounds
Coz the chocolate abounds
I could strangle that darned Easter Bunny.
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Slightly edited 😉
Yipeee!
Monday, April 9th, 2012This website’s been mended at last;
Let’s dream up some lim’ricks and fast.
Yet we sit on our bums
And twiddle our thumbs
For our brains just aren’t working – oh blast!