Funny Limericks For Everyone

 A young Swedish spaceman named Laars
got ravenous travelling to Mars.
During two hungry spells
he ate ten solar cells –
now the sun’s shining out of his …. arms.

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An Anglican vicar named Ray,
Told his shocked congregation, “I’m gay.”
The churchfolk got snappy,
Then heard ‘gay’ means ‘happy’ –
And suddenly ‘gay’ was okay.

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Titanic’s proud captain decried
lack of speed as he headed Stateside.
Then the lookout, with zest,
shouted from the crow’s nest,
“There’s an iceberg ahead – pimp my ride!”

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Chocolate eggs cost a shedload of money,
So I don’t find the end of Lent funny;
When I’m gaining the pounds
Coz the chocolate abounds
I could strangle that darned Easter Bunny.

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Slightly edited 😉

This website’s been mended at last;
Let’s dream up some lim’ricks and fast.
Yet we sit on our bums
And twiddle our thumbs
For our brains just aren’t working – oh blast!

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