Archive for April, 2012

The Hungry Spaceman

Sunday, April 29th, 2012

 A young Swedish spaceman named Laars
got ravenous travelling to Mars.
During two hungry spells
he ate ten solar cells –
now the sun’s shining out of his …. arms.

Gay Limerick

Saturday, April 14th, 2012

An Anglican vicar named Ray,
Told his shocked congregation, “I’m gay.”
The churchfolk got snappy,
Then heard ‘gay’ means ‘happy’ –
And suddenly ‘gay’ was okay.

A Titanic Limerick

Wednesday, April 11th, 2012

Titanic’s proud captain decried
lack of speed as he headed Stateside.
Then the lookout, with zest,
shouted from the crow’s nest,
“There’s an iceberg ahead – pimp my ride!”

Easter Limerick

Wednesday, April 11th, 2012

Chocolate eggs cost a shedload of money,
So I don’t find the end of Lent funny;
When I’m gaining the pounds
Coz the chocolate abounds
I could strangle that darned Easter Bunny.

Slightly edited 😉


Monday, April 9th, 2012

This website’s been mended at last;
Let’s dream up some lim’ricks and fast.
Yet we sit on our bums
And twiddle our thumbs
For our brains just aren’t working – oh blast!