Archive for May, 2012

Wing Man Limerick

Wednesday, May 30th, 2012

The parachute companies cried
when they watched Gary’s perilous glide.
For their product would end
If he’d started a trend –
How they wish he was now ten feet wide!

A Shakesperean Limerick

Wednesday, May 23rd, 2012

An envious husband, Othello,
was quite an inventive young fellow.
My wife’s fooled around,
thought the Moor, so he drowned
the poor girl in a barrel of Jell-O.

Soccer Limerick

Tuesday, May 15th, 2012

The title has gone to Man City;
United lost out, what a pity!
The blues played sublime,
Won in injury time –
For Fergie, alas, it’s tough titty!

Munch’s Lunch Limerick

Friday, May 4th, 2012

Those millions of dollars must seem
quite substantial to purchase ‘The Scream’,
Coz I’ve got a hunch
that this picture by Munch
is spewed up tutti frutti ice cream.