The parachute companies cried
when they watched Gary’s perilous glide.
For their product would end
If he’d started a trend –
How they wish he was now ten feet wide!
Archive for May, 2012
Wing Man Limerick
Wednesday, May 30th, 2012A Shakesperean Limerick
Wednesday, May 23rd, 2012An envious husband, Othello,
was quite an inventive young fellow.
My wife’s fooled around,
thought the Moor, so he drowned
the poor girl in a barrel of Jell-O.
Soccer Limerick
Tuesday, May 15th, 2012The title has gone to Man City;
United lost out, what a pity!
The blues played sublime,
Won in injury time –
For Fergie, alas, it’s tough titty!
Munch’s Lunch Limerick
Friday, May 4th, 2012Those millions of dollars must seem
quite substantial to purchase ‘The Scream’,
Coz I’ve got a hunch
that this picture by Munch
is spewed up tutti frutti ice cream.