Archive for June, 2012

Euro 2012 Limerick

Friday, June 15th, 2012

I saw something terribly rum –
a keeper whose buttocks were numb.
For latest reports
say he pulled down his shorts
for his teammates to shoot at his bum.

David Cameron Limerick

Monday, June 11th, 2012

After downing a few pints of beer
Dave’s limo was put into gear.
Then back home at Chequers
His wife said, ‘You fekkers
Forgot about Nancy, I fear.’

Balloon Limerick

Friday, June 8th, 2012

A hapless young fellow from Troon,
took off in a hot air balloon.
The ham-fisted flyer
went higher and higher
and landed next month on the moon.

Merchant Of Venice Limerick

Saturday, June 2nd, 2012

Will’s Merchant of Venice play teaches
that Thespian ladies have peaches.
And for those who complained,
thank god Shylock remained
with his pound of flesh inside his breeches.