The Prince told his ‘escorts’, “I’m Roger!
A typically daft British codger.”
Yet the ladies weren’t fooled,
So the media drooled
When they posted some pics of his todger.
Archive for August, 2012
Royal Limerick
Saturday, August 25th, 2012Olympic Limerick 9
Wednesday, August 8th, 2012The toilet might be a short jog
from the pool, but when needing the bog
Michael Phelps likes to pee
in lanes one, two and three,
whilst lane four is for laying a log.
http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs/londonspy/phelps-admits-pees-pool-160542659.html
Olympics Limerick 8
Tuesday, August 7th, 2012The men’s hundred dash was a race
that was run at spectacular pace.
In the crowd though, some dolt,
threw a bottle at Bolt,
and received a good slap round the face.
http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/news/man-arrested-throwing-bottle-bolt-race-000155291.html
Olympic Limerick 7
Sunday, August 5th, 2012Though Fed holds the number one spot,
Young Murray ain’t worried a jot.
With a masterful class
of playing on grass
It’s vict’ry to Andy – Great Scot!
http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/news/murray-stuns-federer-win-olympic-gold-150557300.html
Olympic Limerick 6
Sunday, August 5th, 2012When Ginger and Ennis and Mo
heard the crowd yelling, “Go, G.B., go!”
They gave us true grit
like any real Brit
and put on a jolly good show.
http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/news/britains-greatest-olympic-day-104-years-220551262.html
Troll Limerick
Sunday, August 5th, 2012A troll who resides in North Hants,
was famed for his hate-fuelled rants.
Then one day the Law
came and knocked on his door
and the cowardly troll peed his pants.
Perth Limerick
Saturday, August 4th, 2012There was an old woman from Perth,
who was short but enormous in girth.
With her white-stubbled chin
and her broad, toothless grin,
she resembled a grand-pappa Smurf.
Pippa Limerick
Friday, August 3rd, 2012That Lagerfield chappie’s a lout,
and needs a good lesson, no doubt.
I think this rude fellow
would be made more mellow
if Pippa could give him a clout.
Olympics Limerick 5
Thursday, August 2nd, 2012At badminton, playing to lose,
some ladies got slow claps and boos.
Then after their bout,
they got booted out
coz their gamesmanship failed to amuse.
http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/news/eight-charged-throwing-olympic-badminton-matches-110108521.html
Olympics Limerick 4
Thursday, August 2nd, 2012Whilst Wiggins continues to bloom,
we’re asking, ‘Well, what about Froome?’
Perhaps it’s his plan
that instead of best man
he hopes that he’ll soon be the groom.
http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/news/wiggins-soars-olympic-time-trial-gold-144345547.html
Olympics Limerick 3
Wednesday, August 1st, 2012The coach of the USA gapes,
coz his team, in the pool, look like apes.
It’s losing that bugs,
so he blames it on drugs
as he chews on those sour Chinese grapes.
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/row-erupts-over-chinese-swimming-sensation-051322966.html