Archive for September, 2012

Another Duchess of Cambridge Limerick

Monday, September 17th, 2012

The royal advisors give tips
on avoiding embarrassing slips.
But Kate’s fingers got burned,
for she hasn’t yet learned,
When outdoors one should not show one’s nips.

Duchess of Cambridge Limerick

Saturday, September 15th, 2012

Though Kate may seem timid and meek,
she isn’t averse to a streak.
Then we’re told we should frag
the ass of the mag
that let’s all us plebs have a peek.