When an MP steps onto a train,
meeting everyday folk is a bane.
So they say, “I must pass
going Plebian Class;
give me leg room, and quiet and champagne.”
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/25-mps-claim-first-class-rail-201051352.html
When an MP steps onto a train,
meeting everyday folk is a bane.
So they say, “I must pass
going Plebian Class;
give me leg room, and quiet and champagne.”
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/25-mps-claim-first-class-rail-201051352.html
Said Andrew, ‘Coz I’m a celeb,
I’m getting some stick on the web.
How could I take pops
at our wonderful cops?
If you think I would, you’re a pleb.’
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/mitchell-police-showdown-over-plebs-row-220546711.html
It’s National Chocolate Week
and being a known chocky freak
I’ve sated my thirst
till my belly might burst
and my mouth is so full I can’t speak.
Poor Lewis got pouty and Tweeted,
‘By Jensen I’ve just been deleted.’
Then more tweets on Twitter
left Lewis so bitter
‘I’m not Jensen’s friend now,’ he bleated.
If in Formula 1 you compete,
it can help if you’re willing to cheat.
But don’t hang around
for too long or you’re bound
through age to be finally beat.
My mum said, “It’s not very nice
that your schoolmates have given you lice.
But at least folk won’t stare
as they would if your hair
were teeming with hamsters or mice.”