Archive for October, 2012

MPs and Trains Limerick

Tuesday, October 23rd, 2012

When an MP steps onto a train,
meeting everyday folk is a bane.
So they say, “I must pass
going Plebian Class;
give me leg room, and quiet and champagne.”

Andrew Mitchell Limerick

Saturday, October 13th, 2012

Said Andrew, ‘Coz I’m a celeb,
I’m getting some stick on the web.
How could I take pops
at our wonderful cops?
If you think I would, you’re a pleb.’

Chocolate Week Limerick

Saturday, October 13th, 2012

It’s National Chocolate Week
and being a known chocky freak
I’ve sated my thirst
till my belly might burst
and my mouth is so full I can’t speak.

Another F1 Limerick

Tuesday, October 9th, 2012

Poor Lewis got pouty and Tweeted,
‘By Jensen I’ve just been deleted.’
Then more tweets on Twitter
left Lewis so bitter
‘I’m not Jensen’s friend now,’ he bleated.

Formula 1 Limerick

Saturday, October 6th, 2012

If in Formula 1 you compete,
it can help if you’re willing to cheat.
But don’t hang around
for too long or you’re bound
through age to be finally beat.

Wise Mum Limerick

Friday, October 5th, 2012

My mum said, “It’s not very nice
that your schoolmates have given you lice.
But at least folk won’t stare
as they would if your hair
were teeming with hamsters or mice.”