Archive for November, 2012

Carlos Tevez Limerick

Monday, November 19th, 2012

Though his new porsche had been towed away
and a fine he was certain to pay,
Tevez thought it quite funny
since the ticketed money
was much less than he’d earn in a day.

David Beckham Limerick

Sunday, November 18th, 2012

Said Beckham, “It isn’t a hoot
being bugged by the air crew en route.”
So for making him sick,
he gave them a kick
with his sponsor’s new footballing boot.

Andy Murray Limerick (2)

Wednesday, November 14th, 2012

‘To acclimatise, I’m in a hurry,
to exit the UK,’ said Murray.
‘And this is because
the weather in Oz
is as hot as an Indian curry.’

Obama Wins Limerick

Thursday, November 8th, 2012

Poor Donald was utterly stumped,
once the chap he supported got dumped.
And then he saw red
when the President said,
“Dear Donald, alas, you’ve been Trumped.”


Wednesday, November 7th, 2012

I drive to the lake like a shot
to romp in the waves when its hot.
But today at sub zero,
I am my own hero,
a polar dip diva I’m not !!


Terminal Soccer Fan Limerick

Wednesday, November 7th, 2012

A football fan’s welfare was marred
through eating red meat, bread and lard.
For soon his last breath
was captured by Death
who issued the fan a red card.

On My Daughter’s Thirteenth Birthday

Thursday, November 1st, 2012

It’s your birthday, and now you’re a teen,
in the house you can act like a queen.
So you have the right now
(as a stroppy old cow)
to be moody, precocious and mean.