Funny Limericks For Everyone

Though his new porsche had been towed away
and a fine he was certain to pay,
Tevez thought it quite funny
since the ticketed money
was much less than he’d earn in a day.

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http://uk.news.yahoo.com/tevez-pokes-fun-having-porsche-towed-away-042018851.html?bcmt_s=m#ugccmt-container

Said Beckham, “It isn’t a hoot
being bugged by the air crew en route.”
So for making him sick,
he gave them a kick
with his sponsor’s new footballing boot.

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http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs/world-of-sport/ba-stewardess-woke-beckham-camera-flash-121710764.html

‘To acclimatise, I’m in a hurry,
to exit the UK,’ said Murray.
‘And this is because
the weather in Oz
is as hot as an Indian curry.’

http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs/tramlines/murray-set-skip-bbc-sports-personality-awards-161207509.html

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Poor Donald was utterly stumped,
once the chap he supported got dumped.
And then he saw red
when the President said,
“Dear Donald, alas, you’ve been Trumped.”

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I drive to the lake like a shot
to romp in the waves when its hot.
But today at sub zero,
I am my own hero,
a polar dip diva I’m not !!

F.H.Lee

A football fan’s welfare was marred
through eating red meat, bread and lard.
For soon his last breath
was captured by Death
who issued the fan a red card.

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http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs/world-of-sport/schalke-open-official-club-cemetery-fans-show-undying-105903057.html

It’s your birthday, and now you’re a teen,
in the house you can act like a queen.
So you have the right now
(as a stroppy old cow)
to be moody, precocious and mean.

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