When the calandar nears Christmas Day,
the elves expect one year of pay.
Then to much consternation,
as they plan their vacation,
they find Santa’s made off in his sleigh.
Archive for December, 2012
Belated Santa Limerick
Monday, December 31st, 2012Santa Limerick (2)
Friday, December 28th, 2012When a kid left him poison-laced sherry,
Santa wasn’t particularly merry.
But beside, a demure,
letter stated, ‘A cure
will cost just a bike and Blackberry.’
Santa’s Stomach Limerick
Wednesday, December 19th, 2012Said Santa, “I’ll slim down my belly
by eating less chocolate and jelly.”
So he cut down on grub
and joined a sports club
instead of just watching the telly.
Nut Case
Tuesday, December 11th, 2012There once was a squirrel in our tree,
that took no notice of me.
I thought it quite odd
to ressemble a cod,
and “fly” from its nest out to sea!
( **NB** time to soak in some sillies =)
Thanks to F H Lee for this piece of nonsense 🙂
Duchess Limerick
Wednesday, December 5th, 2012As Kate had another good chunder,
the hospital staff made a blunder
by giving out news
of the Duchess’s spews
to a counterfeit Queen from Down Under.
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