Archive for March, 2013

Tiger Woods Limerick

Tuesday, March 26th, 2013

We thought Tiger Woods, the old nutter,
had consigned his career to the gutter.
But he seems to have learned,
(though his fingers got burned)
how to shoot straight and true with his ‘putter’.

Tatiana Limerick

Sunday, March 17th, 2013

Tatiana, a spoilt young brat,
was peeved at her chest being flat.
So her mum, feeling pity,
googled ‘silicone titty’,
then purchased two new tits for Tat.

“Pi” Day Limerick

Saturday, March 16th, 2013

A woman named Pi was once dared,
to be cloned, and then ’twas declared,
without being troubled,
a scientist doubled
each clone – proving two Pie are squared.

Wayne Rooney Limerick

Friday, March 8th, 2013

There was a young fellow called Rooney,
who worked for a dour Scottish loonie.
When dropped from the team,
feeling sulky and mean,
he shot poor Sir Alex a moonie.

Man U Limerick

Friday, March 8th, 2013

When Man. U were not coming first,
Their manager shouted and cursed.
“The referees bait us,
and hate my team’s status,”
he screamed, looking ready to burst.

Mars Trip Limerick

Monday, March 4th, 2013

A rocket to Mars – and to man it,
a husband and wife, Geoff and Janet.
But Jan’s navigation
caused course deviation,
which landed them on the wrong planet.