Funny Limericks For Everyone

Said Rooney: “Some call me a brat;
a greedy and treacherous rat.”
But why should I care
if I drive the fans spare
as long as my wallet is fat?

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A young footie player named Bale
was put up by Tott’nham for sale.
But for charging a bill
of a hundred plus mill?
Mr Levy, you should be in jail!

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