Archive for August, 2013

Wayne Rooney Limerick (2)

Wednesday, August 7th, 2013

Said Rooney: “Some call me a brat;
a greedy and treacherous rat.”
But why should I care
if I drive the fans spare
as long as my wallet is fat?

Gareth Bale Limerick

Friday, August 2nd, 2013

A young footie player named Bale
was put up by Tott’nham for sale.
But for charging a bill
of a hundred plus mill?
Mr Levy, you should be in jail!