Said Justin: “Hey, baby, don’t fret.
I’ll defeat this petition, no sweat.
For the Yankies are greedy
and in the end need me
to lower their national debt.”
Archive for January, 2014
JB3 Limerick
Thursday, January 30th, 2014Blue Diamond Limerick
Wednesday, January 22nd, 2014The miner felt bitter and glum
for the diamond was worth quite a sum.
But what use if you dig
up a diamond so big
that it can’t be concealed … by your mum.
http://uk.finance.yahoo.com/news/blue-diamond-39-worth-tens-millions-39-discovered-051915865.html
JB2 Limerick
Wednesday, January 22nd, 2014Said Justin: “I just had to go.
So I unzipped to pee in the snow.
Then using my wee,
I wrote out ‘JB’
By swinging my $@%”>$@%& to and fro.”
JB Limerick
Friday, January 17th, 2014Said Justin: “I had such a ball
throwing eggs at my neighbour’s front wall.
But when the cops found
drugs were lying around
in my house, someone else took the fall.”
Troll Limerick
Sunday, January 12th, 2014Said Eddie, a beer-swilling bum,
“I’m friendless – not even one chum!
I’m a talentless troll,
with ten years on the dole,
and I even reside with my mum.”
Rudolph Limerick
Saturday, January 4th, 2014Said Rudolph: “I busted a gut,
while Santa was whipping my butt.
Yet now I’m in clover,
for Christmas is over,
which means I’ve got twelve months to rut.”
Miley Cyrus Limerick
Thursday, January 2nd, 2014Said Miley: “I’ve many a quirk,
and some say I act like a jerk.
But between you and me
the fans like to see
a tongue hanging out and a twerk.”