Archive for February, 2014

St. Valentine’s Day Limerick

Saturday, February 15th, 2014

St. Valentine’s Day can be bliss,
as long a man’s not remiss.
For buying a present
ensures the night’s pleasant,
with more than a cuddle and kiss.

Save A Life – Donate Blood Today

Thursday, February 13th, 2014

Donating blood is quite easy
They give you a ball that is squeezy
It always seems fun
(At least when you’re done)
Only once did it make me feel queasy!

Secret Uses Of Lemon Jellow

Wednesday, February 12th, 2014

Pete was a very odd fellow
He loved to make lemon jello
But he did not savor
The stuff for its flavor –
He used it to paint his house yellow.

When Changing A Diaper

Tuesday, February 11th, 2014

When changing a two-year-old’s diaper
You must be a diligent wiper
If you don’t get it clean
You’ll see what I mean
The smell will get riper and riper.

Sochi Winter Olympics Limerick 1

Monday, February 10th, 2014

Said Jenny, “Third place! What a thrill!
To snowboard in Sochi was brill.
And at age thirty-three,
You’ll have to agree,
I’ve proved I’m not over the hill.”–spt.html

There was a versemonger G. Black

Sunday, February 9th, 2014

There was a versemonger G. Black
Who was totally taken aback
Upon learning that rhymes
Can be female sometimes,
Which fact prompted his smuttiest crack.

Submitted by Vikshev

Harry Potter Limerick

Sunday, February 2nd, 2014

Said JK: “You might well have read
that Ron and Miss Granger got wed.
In the re-write I’ll marry
off Granger and Harry,
and maybe I won’t kill off Fred.