A uni-browed maiden once sucked
in her breath as her eyebrows got plucked.
“But without this,” she said,
“a damsel can’t wed,
for her chances of marriage are … not very good.”
Archive for March, 2014
Medieval Plucked Eyebrows Limerick!
Sunday, March 23rd, 2014Jack Warner Limerick
Tuesday, March 18th, 2014Jack Warner said, “Though it sounds lame,
it’s not really me you should blame.
For who can say ‘No!’
to a mountain of dough?
It’s just part of ‘The Beautiful Game’.”
Toni Duggan Limerick
Thursday, March 13th, 2014Said Toni: “I play in attack,
and the fight against racists I back.
So folks, why complain,
if to aid the campaign,
I learn how it feels to be black?”
Mr Putin Limerick 1
Thursday, March 13th, 2014Said Vladimir, “Folk in Ukraine
are proving a bit of a pain.
So to reinstate order,
I’m crossing the border
and may carry on through to Spain.”