Archive for May, 2014

Kim Kardashian Limerick

Monday, May 26th, 2014

Queen Kim, at an interview, said:
“My equal I’ve found, so we’ve wed.
But unlike you sad plebs,
We are famous celebs,
Though we’re both rather crass and ill-bred.”

Kanye West Limerick

Sunday, May 25th, 2014

Said ‘modest’ new groom, Kanye West:
“My wedding was simply the best.
So if uninvited,
Just count yourself slighted,
And if on the guest list, feel blessed.”

Beyonce Limerick

Sunday, May 18th, 2014

Beyonce did not appear miffed
When her sister went ape in a lift.
And we’re all asking, “Why
Would she calmly stand by
And watch as her husband got biffed?”

Bob Hoskins Limerick

Wednesday, May 7th, 2014

Bob Hoskins was famously frank
’bout his films- if they’re good or they’re rank.
And in line with this habit,
he liked Roger Rabbit,
but Mario Brothers – they stank!