Said Suarez: “The Press call me ‘Lecter’,
Like some kind of man-eating spectre.
Which may well be true,
Coz between me and you,
I find folk as tasty as nectar.”
Archive for June, 2014
Luis Suarez Limerick 2
Thursday, June 26th, 2014Luis Suarez Limerick 1
Thursday, June 26th, 2014Said Suarez, “Who needs a medallion,
When my appetite’s that of a stallion.
So forget the World Cup,
For I’d rather sup
On the neck of a juicy Italian.”
World Cup Limerick 2 – Spain v Holland
Sunday, June 15th, 2014The Spaniards believed they would slay
The Dutch, or else hold them at bay.
But the Netherlands team
Were ruling supreme
And shouted out, five times, “Olé!”
World Cup Limerick 1 – Brazil v Croatia
Sunday, June 15th, 2014Brazilians couldn’t abide
A loss that would dent national pride.
So winning was sealed
With twelve men on the field,
Including the ref on their side.