Funny Limericks For Everyone

There once was a woman so white
one look at her legs and you might
be strongly advised
to close both your eyes
or altogether losing your sight!

There once was a woman so hot
her brain it did melt on the spot
She said “I need a pool
to to try and keep cool
but how to get there I forgot!”

Thanks to Cornelia Weissfloch for these

The fans of a wretched Brazil
Watched Germany out for the kill.
But there’s one silver lining,
So stop all this whining –
At least it was not twenty nil.

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