Archive for July, 2014


Saturday, July 26th, 2014

There once was a woman so white
one look at her legs and you might
be strongly advised
to close both your eyes
or altogether losing your sight!

There once was a woman so hot
her brain it did melt on the spot
She said “I need a pool
to to try and keep cool
but how to get there I forgot!”

Thanks to Cornelia Weissfloch for these

World Cup Limerick 5

Thursday, July 10th, 2014

The fans of a wretched Brazil
Watched Germany out for the kill.
But there’s one silver lining,
So stop all this whining –
At least it was not twenty nil.