Said Michael, “I barely could stand;
Thus I drove, so I ought to be banned.
In addition to which
I threw up in a ditch
And practised front crawl on dry land.
Archive for October, 2014
Michael Phelps Limerick (2)
Wednesday, October 1st, 2014The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge Limerick
Wednesday, October 1st, 2014In Cambridge, Prince William, the Duke,
Said, “My wife has been labelled a kook.
For when she’s with child,
Her stomach gets riled,
And everything’s covered in puke.”